Monday, October 6, 2008

I'm BACK with M-n-M Moments . . .

Alright, I was talking about M-n-M Moments . . .

I wanted to give you an couple of examples ~ and I know they will ring a bell inside of many of you. Seeing as how everyone is intently LISTENING now, here WE go ~

Just keep in mind that M-n-M Moments don't let you walk up on them, they come and walk up on YOU!

Of course, YOU are not the type to have one of those moments, it is always someone else having the M-n-M Moment. If you don't know what I'm talking about, read the prior BLOG post.

Those M-n-M people
will tip up on you, and unload their frame of mind, position of spirit, hands of DRAMA, and movement of tongue. It is a bizzare world WE live in, and it is liable to happen at any time, and in any place, and without WARNING. So BE READY!

Here is an example of a M-n-M Moment I recently experienced:

I was having a very typical telephone conversation with one other individual (who will go un~named) ... when SUDDENLY, they just made this horrific sound like a monster from the BAIL~OUT Lagoon. Ever heard a sound like that? Well, trust me, you don't want to. It was really strange ~ weird ~ almost the kind of sound that makes your skin crawl, and your hair stand on end -- picture that -- [and it wasn't the kind of sound that makes you go hmmmm either]. The GENDER ~ MALE. M-n-M Moment or C~r~A~z~Y!? You be the judge.

Then, on another occasion, I was minding my own business, when a woman walked up to me, and into my Office space, to inform me that she couldn't take it any more . . . WHY? Because my perfume was making her sick! She was red as a HOT stove eye, and she had this crazed look in her eye. Okay ~ but get this . . .

I wasn't wearing any perfume.

Hmmmmmm ~ M-n-M Moment or C~r~A~Z~Y!?

Here's my CONCLUSION to the problem:

Wear EAR plugs ~ Cover your EYES --

And, if possible, find a nice sofa to relax on ~ You'll need it if you run into a whole lot of these M-n-M Moments or C~R~a~Z~e~D and D~a~Z~e~D individuals.

And REMEMBER ~ keep your feet in motion . . . you may need to use them!

PEACE OUT ~
René

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